Doctor and Women Embarassement

A young woman had given birth in the elevator of a New Delhi hospital, and was embarrassed about it.

One of the Doctors, in an effort to console her, said, "Don t feel bad. Why, only two years ago a lady delivered in the front yard of the hospital."

With that the new mother burst out crying.

"I know," she said. "That was me, too."

Data Transfer JOke

Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?

A: Data transfer.

Father Joke with Priest

Our priest asked how things were going with my father. "Well, he has issues," I replied, then shared a few details.

After listening, he said, Issues? Sounds like he’s got a year’s subscription.

Seven Course Meal Joke

A man invited a woman over to his home for a seven-course meal.

“That’s lovely,” she said. “What are we going to have?”

He said, “A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.”

Kissing My Knees JOke

I lovingly gave my niece a kiss on her cheek upon seeing her at a family get-together.  Afterwards, I noticed her wiping her cheek.  ”Are you wiping off my kiss?”, I asked her.  ”No”, she smartly replied, “I’m just rubbing it in!

Doctor and Mother JOke

Mother – I need to speak to the doctor, it’s an emergency, my infant has a temperature of 101.
Doctor to Secretary – Find out how she’s taking the temperature.

Secretary – How are you taking it?
Mother – Oh, I’m holding up OK.

Mental Hospital Joke

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how does one determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"